Yeah!!! One Week is celebrating for my birthday tmr!!! Haha... I've been waiting for this day to come. Haha... We r going k box. I wanna sing to my heart's content...haha... I'm also going to have a request tmr. I want everyone to sing a song each...ALONE. Haha... i wanna hear everyone's voice. Haha... Hope my request is granted! Haha... Anyway, i think i can't sleep tonite liao. I miss them so much!!! Children, see ya tmr!!! (^-^)
E-mail about marriage(humour):
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course . At least it will shut up after you let him in! ------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward. One day the hubby got suspicious and asked: "are the third child really mine?" " Yes, dear, " replied the wife, " ..........but the other two are not. " ------------------------------------------------------------------- When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities - She is aneconomist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order anymore. She becomes an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned immediately. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said: " Gosh ! It really works! " ------------------------------------------------------------------- The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, " Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English - what is wrong with me?" " Well, in plain English, the doctor replied, " you're just lazy." " Okay, " said the man."Now give me the really complicated medical term so that I can tell my wife." ------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife : " Where do you want to go on our anniversary ? " She said : " Oh ! Somewhere I have never been before ! " I told her : " How about the kitchen ? " ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. ------------------------------------------------------------------- During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband,"Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied : "Yes, honey, that was indeed the happiest hour of my married life." ------------------------------------------------------------------- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops! ------------------------------------------------------------------- It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.
Alvic